Hardworking families thank Cameron for help but plead “Please make it stop”

(satire?)

The hardest working families across the UK are so grateful to David Cameron and the coalition government for the help they’ve had over the past 4 years that they are urging the government to go and help somebody else instead.

Mrs Susan Jones from Nottingham told Pride’s Purge how grateful she is to Mr Cameron for helping her work harder and harder for less and less:

“Thanks to Dave I’m working more than ever while my wages have got less, my rent and electricity bills have soared and I if I didn’t have a food bank to go to, my kids would starve. So cheers Dave! But can you go and help someone else now. Please.”

Many households in Britain have also praised the way life for hardworking families has improved under the coalition. Bob from Bristol said:

“Now my contract’s been changed to zero hours I get to spend a lot more quality time with my kids…